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October 8, 2008

Porn Again

Admit it: Sometimes you’re tempted to shut your office door and surf a little Web porn. Thanks to the magic of animation and the good folks at Safe For Work Porn, you can get fired up without getting fired.*

It’s kinda hard to explain, but hot boys who seem to be engaged in backdoor action are actually just kooky kids enjoying ice cream. An obsessed gaming girl appears to be — actually, we’d rather not say what she seems to be doing — but it turns out she’s jiggling a big joystick. And a lady DJ works up a steamy mix with two turntables and a microphone.

For retailer Diesel, SFWP has created a viral video. A brunette thumps a handful of maracas. A sexy stud bangs a Rear Gunner pinball machine full tilt. It’s all for Diesel turning 30 (XXX, get it?), and on October 11 they’re throwing themselves a global 24-hour party, people. If you can’t score an invitation, you can celebrate at SFW Porn. But be careful: *Though they call it Safe for Work, Modern Tonic assumes no responsibility if you do get fired. Sorry!
 



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